I can count all the way to purple! - Joel McHale
In Honor of the Great Captain
We anxiously await the cinematic return of a pirate who was so brave
We have cried and shouted at our screen as we saw him go to his grave
The belly of a kraken is no place for a hero such as he
Especially when villians like Davy Jones are still alive at sea
With swords unsheathed his friends will travel to the worlds terrifying end
To brave great dangers and bring back the Pearl, and with it, our dear friend
Death by gallows and torture by fellows who suffered the curse of the gold
Were not enough to keep him at bay, or so I have been told
So sit back and watch as the ending unfolds and Davy Jones becomes a kraken snack
Because it won't be long until the return of our hero...
Good ol' CAPTAIN JACK!
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